It was NOT me that let the boys have a chip fight because it was a rainy gloomy day and I needed 5 minutes to myself! I did NOT allow that!
And it could NOT have been my son that offered to clean up the mess after the chip fight! NO WAY!
When I kept smelling a foul odor coming from my stove and after cleaning it 50 times, I did NOT finally discover that the smell was coming from beside the stove and when I did NOT move it for the first time in the 4 years since we have lived here find all sorts of gross, disgusting half cooked, mildewed food stuck between the stove and the cabinet. Totally. Gross. And. Disgusting.
